Iraq News: U.S. officials say that “lingering tensions” have slowed troop withdrawal plans. Which could be a big problem, considering those tensions have “lingered” since 700 A.D.
Korea News: The nuclear disarmament deal with North Korea is said to be falling apart. The situation is very dangerous. North Korea’s leader is incapacitated and now the […]

Cuba News: Mostly no-shows at Gitmo reunion.
Switzerland News: Particle collider shut down after someone hears “big bang”.
National News: Econ 101 textbook costs President Bush $700 billion.
Election News: McCain replaces Palin with startled deer following interview with Katie Couric.
Health News: New research says eating vegetables shrinks the brain. Study funded entirely by eight-year-olds.
Wall Street: Duncan YoYo […]

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Germany News: A German airline is now offering nude flights. The flights are great for flight attendants. It makes it easier to spot the guy who ordered the kosher meal.
Iraq News: Saddam Hussein’s FBI interrogator said the dictator’s philosophy was simple: If you teach a man […]

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Election News: For the Democrats it looks like a battle between Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton. So, it is a black man or a white woman. It is the same decision Michael Jackson has to make every morning of his life.
GOP News: Rudy Giuliani and Mike Huckabee are both asking […]

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Pentagon News: Officials backed off claims that an Iranian speedboat threatened to ram a U.S. Navy ship. The first clue that they were not suicide bombers might have been that they were wearing those life vests?
State Depart. News: Karen Hughes resigned after trying to improve […]

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CIA News: Officials say they destroyed interrogation tapes to protect the identities of the interrogators. This administration is gung-ho about protecting the identity of CIA agents. Just ask Valerie Plame.
 Health News: A new study confirms that exercise increases the production of neurons in the brain making […]

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North Korea News: After a national intelligence estimate revealed that Iran has halted its nuclear arms program, President Kim Jong-Il ejected Iran from the Axis of Evil. Kim said he was not sure who would replace Iran in the Axis of Evil, but he is looking […]